| LITTLE KNOWN QUOTES |
| “Hooters, hooters yum, yum hooters, hooters on a girl that’s dumb.” Al Bundy “A frontal assault will separate the men from the boys.” Poncho V. “I don’t think anybody will play this game if you use this strike-zone rule” A. Doubleday “I like my work, I just wish I didn’t have to talk to all those crazy people” Sigmund F. “There is a sucker born every minute all right. But off the record I don’t know which one of us it is.” P.T.B. “The truth may work for some people but I’ve always found it’s best to be flexible” R. Nixon “Beavers are a most industrious creature and a wonder to behold” H. Heffner “If a man has to sail into troubled waters always take the best May west you can buy.” E. Flynn “The fastest way to the top of the political ladder is a focused mind, steady hand, and a deluxe acme lock pick “ G. G. Liddy “What bothers me about balancing a few lives against the lives of the many Col. Travis is that we keep getting fewer” D Crockett (just before the cross the line speech) The way to a woman’s heart is not through her mother’s privates DENNY CRANE |
| “A good interrogation is painless, to the interrogator that is” V. The Impaler “If I was so right, why does the gin not taste as good in my mind as it did from the bottle last night” R Descartes General Memo TO ALL Elves: Regarding Widow Ladies “I know it’s tempting and I know it’s on their list BUT there will be NO unauthorized gift giving this year.” S. Claus “A dame doesn’t care how she looks after she’s been splattered all over her bedroom by a shotgun” I. Johnson “The zoo is the best place to study human behavior” M. Perkins “There is no such thing as a faithful man” M. Queen of Scott’s (Just before and after her marriage to Henry) “Who ever said mans best friend was his dog” D Juan “Here comes another shinny one he won’t last long, eh” K. Longstrider Penz #1 |