If you have been watching the news you will notice that if you live in Iraq the American military and government will allow you to own automatic weapons, build you a house for free, and patrol your streets to suppress crime.  If you live in the United States your restricted in what kind of weapons you can own and it certainly doesn't include an automatic assault rifle, the National Guard has never came to my house to help me construct any part of the place, and the only street that seems to be patrolled on a regular basis in my neighborhood is in front of the local bar. Now I ask you to tell me WHAT THE HELL is wrong with this picture.
		If a man in the inner city is caught with a bit of dope in his pocket he goes up the river for a long while, and no one cares what happens to his wife and kids. If a man in the suburbs gets a DUI and can't afford to pay the ridiculously outrages fines and his bills too, the MAD's don't care what happens to his wife and kids. If a man and his wife in a penthouse cheat in the stock market, steal from the company stockholders, and force their workers to invest their life savings in the company even after the theft is almost complete, what are the lawyers on both sides of the case worried about?  NOT the stolen money.  NOT the ruined company.   NOT the thousands of people that have lost everything.   All the lawyers are worried about is whether or not you should put both parents in jail at the same time and leave their children without proper parenting.  PROPER PARENTING!!!!!! Now I ask you to tell me WHAT THE HELL is wrong with this picture?
	Washington must be a very strange place. I say this because they don't even speak the same language as you and I do.  Take for example the words liberal and conservative. In Washington a conservative is someone who flies the flag, eats apple pie, joins the army, and supports and upholds the rights of big business and the American way and of course, last, but not least, the right to bear foreign aid.   On the other hand a liberal is a rat-bastard who wants to bring the downfall of America through the use of welfare, Medicare, Social Security and other such socialist vehicles and actually has the unmitigated gall to express the notion that the taxpayers money should be spent on the taxpayer. If you go to any dictionary, however, you get a different picture painted for you. A conservative is someone favoring party views and values; tending to oppose change, and a liberal is someone favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of other parties; broad-minded. Now I ask you to tell meWHAT THE HELL is wrong with this picture?